Dateline: 2018-19. I had the good fortune in meeting a few cyclists who were actually funny & athletic. Lots of cyclists out there. Most are either absurdly self-absorbed or brain numbingly yawners or social misfits. Don't believe me? Join a cycling club. I've joined many, in several states. Cycling is mostly a loner activity, even in clubs. The sport attracts social misfits. I'm one of them; relative to the bland personality majority, I have the self-awareness to self-identify. Let's focus One of those groups is Lactic Acid Cycling / LAC. Some were even normalish. Long Saturday morning rides. Midweek also. Rode with them for years. They're in the green jerseys if you see them around town. Do you know Australian Border Collies? They round up cattle, & ppl sometime. That's what this LAC leader is, precisely. Rides fore & aft, keeping us together. Thankless job. Another member fancied himself the database of bad puns. He would share one to the group ...