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3 days in fraternity hell week = glad to be alive

on November 13, 2024

Drugs & drink +0 School days

Drugs & drink School days

How I became a 10 year old pothead

on August 03, 2024

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That time I toured the women's prison high as a kite

on July 05, 2024

Drugs & drink +0 School days

Drugs & drink School days

That time my savant buddy made GHB in my house

on June 19, 2024

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Drunken ladyfriend freakouts

on October 26, 2023

Drugs & drink +0 Wimminfolk

Drugs & drink Wimminfolk

That time a psychopathic drug dealer was mad at me

on June 30, 2022

Drugs & drink +0 Personal shitshows

Drugs & drink Personal shitshows

1st Grateful Dead concert = LSD freakout ending in restraints

on April 13, 2022

Drugs & drink +0 Travel stories

Drugs & drink Travel stories

Roofied at the Bob Dylan concert

on March 12, 2022

Drugs & drink +0 Music

Drugs & drink Music

Seattle tech startup + edible overdose in Denver airport

on March 02, 2022

Drugs & drink +0 Work freaks

Drugs & drink Work freaks

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Cascading dominos of friendship cancellations

Dateline: this blurb began in late 2022 but continues to grow as I continue to purge the toxic people from my life. Well folks, I've been on a run lately, canceling numerous friendships. Perhaps my low tolerance for emotional weakness has reached new depths. Perhaps this has been an unusual set of coincidences. Perhaps it's me & my short fuse slash irritability (who, me?). I even have another blurb dedicated to me 'breaking up' with other blokes. Let's get started. 3 platonic female friends Met all via dating app. No love connection but that's still dandy as female friends are valuable & I cherish those I have. One told me 'you need to learn your love language because women dig that.' And indeed, I do see that mentioned on app profiles here & there. No idea what it is but clearly, it's a chick thing, same as stand up paddleboarding & cooking classes. My (joking) reply to her suggestion: 'if I start reading about love languages i...

Why do grownups listen to Def Leppard?

15ish years ago Garth Brooks came to Minneapolis. Declared they were going to sell tickets until the buying stopped. That amounted to 13 shows, at the basketball arena, capacity ~20k. Think about that. 13 consecutive days of gigs. He lived in the arena, just a simple room with a cot setup, they breathlessly showed on the news. I'm reminded of this when I meet someone around my age, i.e., grew up in the 80s. In particular, when we talk music, which we do, because I ask them about it. I ask some people I meet what they've been listening to lately. Replies might be: oh whatever's on the radio, or, I don't really listen to music, or, they mention known bands, or unknown bands. All are telling. What's most interesting, or noticeable, to me are those that declare (confess?) they still listen to Def Leppard / Boston / Journey / ACDC / Bon Jovi... or any of the big rock bands of the 70s-80s. Why is this interesting. First, this single bit of info predicts their life choi...

Being flown to bizarro job interviews

Dateline: aughts & teens. The market research industry is a pseudo-science which I'll tackle separately here someday in thrilling detail. MR is filled with washouts from other legit industries who looked around & realized they could make a decent living simply being punctual & polite. There are also legit smart folks in MR, I met a handful. They & I were smart enough to slurp up the gravy train. Which I did, for 20 years. Let's focus. Ann Arbor, MI. Flown there twice, 5 years apart. Multiple MR sales ppl I know have interviewed here or been asked to. Must have hard time hiring or keeping them. We share similar stories of our visits. This unique shop is home of the spectacularly annoying popup surveys all over the webs. They claim all sorts of perks with their surveys: customer loyalty, competitor threats, yadda yadda. My 1st visit went well enough to talk about working there, the pay package (it sucked) etc. But here's the...

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